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  • lmalave
    Nov 20, 03:43 PM
    Geez, dude. Relax a bit. Read a book, do a crossword, "eat lunch in the park and listen to the birds". Why do people feel like they have to always be "on" and instantly accessible? Value the time you have that's your own.

    Geez, dude, it's all about saving time so you *do* have more time on your own. For example, texting is now used in situations where you would have called/answered a phone call before. Texting is more efficient because you can just put off answering the text until later (you could also not take a call and just call the person back later, but you wouldn't know how urgent the call was unless you took the time to check your voice mail if they left one).

    Likewise, I use the humble web features on my Sony Ericsson phone a *lot*, to look up restaurant/bar addresses, movie times, etc. when I am out and about. Again, normally I would have no other recourse other than calling 411 or MovieFone, or finding a newsstand/bookstore where I could possibly look the information up. It would just be a time-saver to have faster, easier access to information from my phone.

    Embrace technology, dude. It's only there to help you. You can always *choose* not to check your email even if you have an uber-phone. Heck, you can even turn the phone off while you "eat lunch in the park and listen to the birds".





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  • zen.state
    Mar 27, 01:36 PM
    Would you recommend any of the cleaning compounds to remove the old thermal paste or can I just give it a scrub?

    Several suppliers sell a kit of arctic silver 5 & cleaner like this one http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Arctic-Silver-5-ArctiClean-Thermal-remover-puri-/160548177539?pt=Computing_ComputerComponents_Fans_Heatsinks_SR&hash=item25616ac683#ht_1338wt_1141

    Worthwhile?

    In my experience paste can easily be whipped off without cleaner. On the CPU itself I use my finger after touching metal to ground myself. I don't trust chemical cleaners on my computer components no matter how good they claim to be. One wipe with each of about 3 fingers gets it all off. Make sure you wash your hands before and after doing that.

    For the heatsink I would use a kleenex made just slightly damp with warm water. The dampness should be so minimal that you can't even squeeze one drop out of it. If any faint bits are left on the chip itself you can use the same barley damp kleenex technique. Do both with the kleenex folded into a small square and be sure to use very little force on the CPU. I have been doing exactly this for years.





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  • Dbrown
    Apr 22, 10:58 PM
    IIS
    Remote Desktop Server
    WMIC

    That's just off the top of my head.

    Those are just arbitrary incompatibilities.


    Hardware limitations. If your computer doesn't have a Wacom pad attached, you can't run software that requires that piece of hardware. It doesn't mean you're running a different OS.

    You can still run the software. You just cant do certain things. An ipad specific app can never work on an ipod touch

    And do you really think OS are infinitely backward-compatible? Good luck with that... Of course I dont think that.





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  • jsw
    Nov 20, 02:16 PM
    Yuck, windows key?
    It's for when you install Boot Camp. ;)

    Anyway, as much as I'd love to see a truly "smart" phone, I'd be (pleasantly) surprised if Apple's able to do so with their first release.



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  • johnbro23
    Sep 24, 03:22 PM
    Lets say his girlfriends parents say it's ok for them to sleep in the same room. Also, lets say that you also know that your son is having sex. Lets also say that your son has been going out with this girl for 3 months. So would you let him or not?





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  • xUKHCx
    Aug 6, 02:53 PM
    On my Macbook desktop:

    On the left

    "Richard Avedon - Lew Alcindor, basketball player, New York" (Had to take the very top of due to the dark part going over the menu bar and the bottom is slightly off too)

    On the right

    "Idris Khan - every...Bernd and Hilla Becher Spherical type Gasholders"

    244358



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  • howard
    Oct 15, 08:39 AM
    If you listen to a lot of music i highly suggest you check out the www.musicmobs.com

    its a great way to check out new bands and to see what exactly your listening too





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  • Lotso
    Aug 1, 05:39 PM
    "Now don't spill this" lol, I'm going to try that on my grandparents.



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  • rt_brained
    Jan 10, 04:28 AM
    Cingular AT&T biggest network Cingular best AT&T network biggest AT&T Cingular fewer dropped Cingular AT&T best Cingular biggest AT&T Cingular greatest Cingular big greatest AT&T network...

    Christ, talk about disconnect. Raising the bar, huh? "Yessir, here are your regular talking points. Cards 2, 4, 5, 6 and 8 are all the same. The man on stage is Steve Jobs. You met about two years ago about a new phone...he's vendor now. Good luck, sir."





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  • shakerhead
    Dec 15, 03:35 PM
    Why isn't the iPad listed under the Buyer's Guide?



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  • marksman
    Apr 28, 06:26 PM
    This just proves a lot of the verizon fanboys were all liars. They actually secretly switched to AT&T and got the iPhone already.

    :)





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  • iPad 2
    Apr 7, 12:32 PM
    All the fun arcade games were 2 player games. If the iCade had one more arcade stick for 2 player gaming (and also usable for dual analog shooters like NOVA2, Modern Combat 2, and Nazi Zombies), it would be perfect.

    Leaving out a second arcade stick was a mistake. You can't even play 2 player pong without a second stick.



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  • TheCheapGeek
    Oct 9, 04:19 PM
    Can someone please tell me if Tweetie 2 retains the Ping.fm support from Tweetie 1?

    It doesnt seem like it, im pretty bummed that it is gone.





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  • pika2000
    Apr 4, 12:48 PM
    Again, us Americans with our fake subsidy. Other countries are getting iPhones for free with contract. Lame.

    Oh, and if people think T-Mobile is better, they increase the subsidized price of their G2 and myTouch 4G to $249 from $199 not too long ago.



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  • amy lin
    Aug 20, 04:04 AM
    I think now it is late.





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  • Philalbe
    Mar 21, 10:40 PM
    I'd recommend looking at the following:
    http://vandelaydesign.com/blog/marketing/12-realities-of-pricing-web-design-services/
    http://www.linkedin.com
    http://www.smartsheet.com/
    http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2010/10/charging-per-hour-vs-per-project/
    http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2010/08/03/designers-hacks-and-professionalism-are-we-our-own-worst-enemy/
    http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2009/07/14/quality-price-ratio-in-web-design-pricing-design-work/


    It's hard to comment on how to actually charge your service because I am not in the US, but take a look at similar businesses and how they charge use this as a guide. Also gauge the project on how much the client is prepared to pay, it might be a cheap but open the door to many other good clients or it could be an expensive one off with little benefit for you.

    Hi. Thanks for the links. I can't believe all the good info I've been getting here. I've been copying and pasting all the links and bits of advice so I will have them to refer to again whenever the need arises. :)



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  • Winni
    Mar 23, 09:59 AM
    Its never a good thing when the guy behind the reason we buy Mac's leaves. :(

    Maybe. Maybe it won't matter at all. People who "manage" are not the people who actually "do". Unlike the common beliefs, those products are team efforts and not the brain children of a single person.

    If OS X stops being good, we can still use Linux, FreeBSD, Solaris or even Windows. Ubuntu Linux might not be as "awesome, magical, beautiful" as Mac OS X, but it has become an amazingly great - and FREE! - operating system, so I'm not in the least concerned about the future of OS X and Apple. My life doesn't depend on the products of that company in Cupertino.





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  • Blue Velvet
    Sep 24, 03:27 PM
    Yes... although I don't have any children. It was exactly what I was allowed to do at 18 with the proviso that I took precautions. 18 is/was way past the age of legal consent at the time...

    If you know that they're already having sex then encouraging them to be responsible and open is a far better way to go than by curtailing it and forcing them to sneak around behind your back.





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  • AmigoMac
    Nov 1, 06:36 AM
    Adium, Netnewswire lite, Romeo, KTA Tennis, Mactracker, Poisoned, Skype, VLC, MPlayer... :cool:

    MS Office :D (oops) :eek:





    macingman
    May 5, 10:08 PM
    Your jailbreak either screwed up or you have changed some sort of setting in activater or SBsettings.

    Have you done anything with activiator or SBsettings and if so what?





    lhotka
    Apr 28, 05:23 PM
    For me it's a simple matter of timing - I'm waiting for LTE (I tend to keep my phones for 3-5 years). Verizon eliminated the 1-year contract option, so a non-LTE iPhone 5 isn't something I'd buy either, let alone an iPhone4.





    jent
    May 3, 12:29 AM
    That's a jailbreak tweak that isn't present in an official installation of iOS.





    wordoflife
    Dec 9, 08:24 PM
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    iGary
    Mar 25, 05:56 PM
    This is a great thread.

    I now use ONyX on all my machines versus forcing maintenance in Terminal, and Clutter is a great app, too.

    Anyone know of an app that will let me run my iPhoto library off an external HD?



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