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  • rghrdr777
    08-15 08:57 PM
    485 RD - 06/25/2007 (Filed at NSC)
    485 ND - 08/01/2007 (Came from TSC)
    FP ND - 08/09/2007
    FP Notice Received by mail on - 08/15/2007
    FP Appointment - 09/06/2007





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  • niklshah
    11-19 05:31 PM
    guys pls stop panicking its only for the cases which are outside the processing dates

    "The TSC has introduced a new e-mail procedure to help identify I-485 and I-140 cases that have remained pending beyond the stated TSC processing times posted on the USCIS website"


    and write now there are so many other things to worry about like economy and whether the jobs will be safe or not.....





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  • stupendousman11
    08-18 12:51 PM
    Hi stu*
    Did you get an answer whether we can send the medical papers to USCIS now with I-485 receipts?
    Would it work?
    Anyone??


    As explained earlier I proactively decided to send in the medicals with a copy of the receipt notices since I didn't want to waste processing time through RFEs and was under the impression that medicals expire in 12-18 mths. However, when I spoke to the lawyer about this she said: "The medicals do not expire any more . . . let's "keep our fingers crossed" that the medicals make it to your files; we usually wait for CIS to send us an RFE, as that way there is a bar code on the cover letter to help get the medical to the examiner who has the file."

    She also said that I wouldn't get any receipt notice or anything regarding the submission. So I guess I'll have to keep my fingers crossed.





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  • pcs
    07-31 01:57 PM
    Both same employer



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  • Rudra
    04-18 01:13 AM
    THose who have filed with the Premiumproceesin as option are getting notifications. The rest will get it relativlely later. As UScis says the notification dates would not be later than June. has any one got back their applications? :confused:





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  • conchshell
    07-30 12:39 PM
    I know that in these situations patience is virtue, but somehow in last couple of weeks my stress level is going really high. I am heavily suffering from COLTS, and these type of events just freak me out!!



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  • AK_GC
    01-21 05:09 PM
    We travelled to India and Canada on AP. Didn't get questioned while entering from India but from Canada, they asked us why we went and when we mentioned 'vacation', they advised us to not use our parole for such cases...I guess going to the home country should not pose any issues.





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  • AjP
    July 27th, 2005, 03:26 PM
    ok I'm not as good as Freddy (I think :) ) but here is my 2c

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    Saturation +26

    Curves 6 points

    input 2 output 9
    input 27 output 22
    input 63 output 63
    input 140 output 140
    input 206 output 189
    input 255 output 250
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    removed dark spot, kinda get on my nerves :)

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  • dpsg
    03-25 10:54 PM
    Just a separate space on thsi website, with all the information about positives of skilled immigration. No need to use numberusa or some other idelogue groups.
    But we should take their graphs and figures .. correct them and put them on our website.





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  • gemini23
    08-02 12:57 PM
    my experience with all carriers including fedex/dhl and others have been bad. Infact no one can guarantee a timely delivery for international shipments, as there is customs check, that can delay the delivery. Customs clearance is not controlled by these carrier companies, though they can only expedite it.

    my 2 cents.



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  • H1B-GC
    07-17 01:53 PM
    wow..indeed a long and arduous GC Journey. Congrats!





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  • trueguy
    08-08 06:18 PM
    ^^^^^^^

    bump

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  • transpass
    04-23 09:34 AM
    Pardon my ignorance...But I thought you need to sign the labor form before you submit. If you have signed it, how does it fly trying to sue the lawyer? Aren't you responsible for double checking before it is filed?

    Or due to new PERM stuff, you don't get to see the labor form and don't get to sign any paperwork?





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  • alex99
    04-08 02:20 PM
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  • seaken75
    10-31 09:07 PM
    Hi all,

    Need your help and experience in this!

    I received an RFE for my EAD and AP a few days ago. This has to do with me not registering myself during the NSEERS Special Registration. They want to know why i did not register for the NSEERS.

    I visited an attorney around March 2003 regarding the Special Registration and was adviced that I dont have to register because my last entry to the U.S. was in January 2003. That was when return for school after going back home for my Christmas holiday. I have been an F-1 student since September 1998.

    Reading the NSEERS requirement (http://www.ice.gov/doclib/pi/specialregistration/Call_In_Group4.pdf), my interpretation is that i should be exempted since my last entry to the U.S. is AFTER September 30, 2002. Is my interpretation right or wrong?

    Please advice.

    Thanks!





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  • ThinkTwice
    07-11 06:05 PM
    Franklin,
    Please post once we have enough volunteers for the calls
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  • desi485
    09-16 02:30 PM
    There is no risk. I recently traveled and came back on AP and I changed jobs and no longer work with sponsoring employer.

    There is always a nut case if you are not lucky and will probably cause some grief, but will not stop you from entering US.

    I myself have travelled using AP and the experience was plesant. Also I have not heard about anybody who was NOT ALLOWED to re-enter with a valid AP in hand. Very rare few ppl reported rude treatment but still they were finally allowed. Hopefully, you should have a trouble free - stress free experience. Good Luck!





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  • mdmd10
    09-11 03:59 PM
    Just voted. I am still waiting for a miracle.





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  • vamsi_poondla
    09-05 09:36 PM
    we should all attend. Failure is not an option...there is no better time than Sept 18th





    conchshell
    07-31 04:56 PM
    Paper based filing on July 2nd 2008 (NSC)
    Got filing receipt on July 19th 2008

    Today I got the CRIS appproval email for my EAD application. However, the EAD application for my spouse still shows pending. We both filed together (paper filing). Is this normal, has someone seen this type of situation before? Do I need to contact USCIS to remind them about the other EAD application?

    Just to let you know guys ... I got a CRIS email 10 minutes back ... informing that my wife's EAD is also approved. This is a good news because our priority date will be current from tomorrow. However, I don't know we will get the EAD for one year or two year. I guess we will just wait for the cards arrival. Thanks to all the people who responded to my question.





    adobe howm
    07-23 12:10 PM
    ya , in ur words agents

    as many have replied to you, again I underline this -in the first place you wouldn't have applied two h-1b's - ended some*one*s dream of coming here & work like you.

    don't take me wrong. this is your *homework* dude...something you have to do from your part - I would do some little research, check with dudes who are working on either firms, look back their little history. it is important for you just do that. or this is not the place to discuss who is best employer and best place to live. there are numerous forums do exists - you can google it.

    All the best.



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